Hi I'm Alfalfa a Sulphur Crested Cockatoo. I am at least 15 yrs old. I say some words but mostly mumble and whisper. I like to mimic noises like creaky doors or tell you bye bye when I hear them. I sometimes scream when the dogs act up... I don't like all the barking. I need someone that's home more often than not too give me attention and teach me things that birds should know. That someone HAS TO BE A WOMAN! I don't like men! I WILL bite them! I will also bite small children because they scare me. 
Alfalfa can only be placed in a home with large bird experience. He DOES NOT like men at all. He needs to be placed with a woman as the caretaker. If you think you fit his needs please apply at www.onedogatatime.us